It's November....

...and I have just one thing to say.

 WHOA. WHOAAAA E-mails, slow it dowwwwwwwn. Can we not talk about Black Friday so soon? Dial it down. I'm poor, I've gotta get my pennies and points in order, and I haven't even found my sweet potato cheesecake recipe yet. We don't know who's gonna stick their hand up the bird butt this year. We've gotta find the stuffing recipe, the missing tupperware, and get our wardrobes together. Turn down the dial to 1, 'kay? Take it down just a notch. I know you want all my money and want to offer me credit I can't even dream of paying back, but I'm frugal and thrifty. Nobody in my family wants gourmet chocolate, nobody's going to want a fleece jacket, and I reaaaally don't trust my dad with a giant gummi worm.

Chill, K?

  Every other day with an email talking about "early" Black Friday, or "countdown". SHEESH! Lemme get to the marked down candy first!

With love and poorness,

Ms. Williams