Are you watching RuPaul's Drag Race? Did you see what happened on the show this past Monday? If no, go watch it right now. Don't you let me spoil it for you. If yes, let's tawk. Not talk, TAWK. I'm getting excited just bringing this up all over again. I've been gushing on my Twitter account, gushing on Tumblr, and flat out cringing every day that isn't April 30th. LogoTV, what is wrong with you? Whyyy are you making the curious fans wait and speculate for another freakin' month? We're hungry for the truth and snacking on the gossip. I'm ready for the main course!
In all this hooplah, Willam claims that whatever he did, everyone knew about it. He/she says there was nothing to hide. During the show, girlfriend was pretty calm about leaving once that number was up. I'm telling you, that smug act is all about the business. Willam is a walking business organization. I can't be mad at the hustle.
Leave it up to Logo and Drag Race to leave us hanging. In a very misleading tweet from the Drag Race account (magically disappeared...what?!), readers were hoping to find out what happened right away. The UnTucked episode just made it worssssse! (You must hiss when you read that.) Their Tumblr account had jokes, but who's laughing?! Arrrgh!! One click of the link and we were told to sit tight until the reunion. Of course, we were also told to vote for Willam for most addictive reality star for Logo's NewNowNext award show. Pffft. I'll pass on that one. (NeNe Leakes will always be my favorite.) Because of the lack of information, you know what happened next--assumption city. I can't even begin to collect all the different theories without breaking my brain in the process. I've stopped looking for the time being, because there are WAY...TOO...MANY. Allow me to list some of the ones I've seen on Twitter and Tumblr:
SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
When I saw the episode this past Monday, I think it was obvious which queen I thought was going home. One hint--it wasn't Sharon Needles. When Ru stopped the show and called on Willam, I wondered to myself "what the heck is she about to do? What did this name-dropper do?" I might not care for Willam for various reasons, but she put on a wonderful show the other night. There's no denying she's got talent and presence. I'm just irritated by that name and label-dropping drenched in "I'm better than you" attitude. She's been on quite a few shows already, and I just feel like she doesn't need to be on Drag Race for more exposure. Anyway, the sudden barfing threw me off. Then, Ru casting Willam off for "breaking the rules" sparked a flame both in my head and fingers at the same time. I was not the only one. Within seconds, Twitter users were all jumping from "why did Willam just throw up?" to "OMG, what just happened?! Why did Ru send Willam home?" After the Willam haters cheered, I think we all wanted to know the reason why.In all this hooplah, Willam claims that whatever he did, everyone knew about it. He/she says there was nothing to hide. During the show, girlfriend was pretty calm about leaving once that number was up. I'm telling you, that smug act is all about the business. Willam is a walking business organization. I can't be mad at the hustle.
Leave it up to Logo and Drag Race to leave us hanging. In a very misleading tweet from the Drag Race account (magically disappeared...what?!), readers were hoping to find out what happened right away. The UnTucked episode just made it worssssse! (You must hiss when you read that.) Their Tumblr account had jokes, but who's laughing?! Arrrgh!! One click of the link and we were told to sit tight until the reunion. Of course, we were also told to vote for Willam for most addictive reality star for Logo's NewNowNext award show. Pffft. I'll pass on that one. (NeNe Leakes will always be my favorite.) Because of the lack of information, you know what happened next--assumption city. I can't even begin to collect all the different theories without breaking my brain in the process. I've stopped looking for the time being, because there are WAY...TOO...MANY. Allow me to list some of the ones I've seen on Twitter and Tumblr:
- Some people think it's the Chik-fil-a parody Willam was a part of.
- Other people think it's some kind of drug addiction. I remember Willam saying he used Adderall.
- Willam had a moment with Ru about one of her dresses, her shoe line, and something about fellow contestant The Princess. Maybe the whole "smart mouth" thing was at its end.
- Another rumor states Willam was sleeping with/having sexy time with someone on the Drag Race production crew.
- Perhaps somebody slipped dear Willam a laptop, which is a no-no. Drag Race contestants all signed an agreement which states they cannot have outside contact via Internet, cell phone, or other communicative devices. In other words, if Willam was online and blogging or talking to the press....
- Hormone pills were also a hot rumor. How did Willam get those fabulous curves? But then why were the judges on him about facial hair? I think this rumor was all about the throwing up at the eliminations. Willam himself has openly claimed he fought the battle of the bulge to be so nice and fit.
- I've also heard Willam broke the rules about going out and coming back tipsy for taping.
- Finally, there's the rumor that she was just a drama-starter paid to be an actress. All the label and name-dropping was just a performance and she was never really a part of the race to begin with.
By the time April 30th rolls around, I'll be busy churning out the very last of my school work before I graduate. I'll be too busy worrying about my next moves, but probably not THAT busy to forget to watch. I personally think Willam is going to spill the beans and tell us herself. Girlfriend ain't stupid. She's probably banking on all this attention anyway. That's probably why she strolled out of the prep room after wiping her little butt on the mirror. Like I said, she didn't even need Drag Race and wanted to be seen. We see you girl, we see you.