I do enjoy a good stick of sugarless gum. I'll chomp all day on a few pieces of Trident's yummy citrus gum, smack away with Stride's Forever Fruit, and go back to my childhood with Bubbilcious Grape. I've encountered some major fails in my day from Trident's Strawberry (think of spraying cheap strawberry air freshener in your mouth with a hint of Sweet 'n Low on it.) to the lackluster Juicy Fruit gum of today. (I'm convinced they've done something to change the formula drastically.). However, the mother of all bad gum has come to roost in my own home. I present to you, Extra Dessert Delights: Strawberry Shortcake. I know, I know, most sugarless gum will taste like crap if you're not that into it. Coming from someone who IS into it, please allow me to describe the tragedy that is this gum. It does not live up to its claim of tasting "just like dessert". In fact, it tastes more like a generic strawberry snack cake drenched in some kind of watery syrup. I've had my share of strawberry shortcakes and this was nothing close to the very thought of one generic or otherwise.
It all started with a sample in a salad my father brought home from Portillo's. I'm thinking to myself "ooh, freeibie!" I knew there was a 50/50 chance this gum would taste like crap. I decided to give it a try anyway, thinking just maybe Extra Gum might have the upper hand. They were trying to appeal to the calorie and sugar-conscious masses with their special little treat. Six chews and a tongue roll later, I was disappointed. This wasn't a "dessert delight", it's the kind of gum your grandmother keeps down in her purse for "hard times". Suddenly, there's a reason why the gum was stuck in the bag. It wasn't to spread the word and start a buzz--THIS GUM STINKS! It's not selling, and now they're schlepping it out to everyone to try and catch a sale. I was shocked because Wrigley Gum is usually a bit hit with me. I think this is the first time I can honestly say I'd rather risk cheating on my diet than having such a gross substitute in my mouth.
So how exactly would I describe the taste of this gum? The sugarless factor had nothing to do with it. Most sugarless gum will leave an after-taste. It's tolerable. What bothered me so much was the hype over this gum tasting like a beloved dessert. The berry flavor was very flat and almost too light for my tastebuds to savor. There wasn't even a hint of the "cake" taste associated with strawberry shortcake. No creamy flavor, either. It was just flat strawberry taste all around. This is why I hate the advertisements and the slogans with this gum. I'm thinking there's going to be innovative flavor when there was nothing at all. If I wanted that cheap, generic strawberry taste, I would have just grabbed some no-name gum off the corner store shelf.
It all started with a sample in a salad my father brought home from Portillo's. I'm thinking to myself "ooh, freeibie!" I knew there was a 50/50 chance this gum would taste like crap. I decided to give it a try anyway, thinking just maybe Extra Gum might have the upper hand. They were trying to appeal to the calorie and sugar-conscious masses with their special little treat. Six chews and a tongue roll later, I was disappointed. This wasn't a "dessert delight", it's the kind of gum your grandmother keeps down in her purse for "hard times". Suddenly, there's a reason why the gum was stuck in the bag. It wasn't to spread the word and start a buzz--THIS GUM STINKS! It's not selling, and now they're schlepping it out to everyone to try and catch a sale. I was shocked because Wrigley Gum is usually a bit hit with me. I think this is the first time I can honestly say I'd rather risk cheating on my diet than having such a gross substitute in my mouth.
So how exactly would I describe the taste of this gum? The sugarless factor had nothing to do with it. Most sugarless gum will leave an after-taste. It's tolerable. What bothered me so much was the hype over this gum tasting like a beloved dessert. The berry flavor was very flat and almost too light for my tastebuds to savor. There wasn't even a hint of the "cake" taste associated with strawberry shortcake. No creamy flavor, either. It was just flat strawberry taste all around. This is why I hate the advertisements and the slogans with this gum. I'm thinking there's going to be innovative flavor when there was nothing at all. If I wanted that cheap, generic strawberry taste, I would have just grabbed some no-name gum off the corner store shelf.
